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[whiteadelphi]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.



Muses I've never roleplayed with but wouldn't mind trying out:

...yeah watch this space okok

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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Nami

[hollower]

[Running. Running is what they're doing. Or, well, in the case of Perona, she's flying a few inches off the ground right beside Nami. It's pretty obvious neither is too happy, considering the small army of marines chasing after them, gun and canon fire following in their wake. Son of a bitch, if this shit was expected to happen, Perona wouldn't be galloping around in her physical body.]

We were all in one spot! How the hell do you idiots all get lost again?! What in the world is wrong with your captain?!

[mikangirl]

Don't lump me in with them!

[Running for her life or freedom or no, Nami will always find time to (a) take pride in her work and (b) get mad at some pink-haired brat. Though she's never going to defend Luffy against charges of being a moron, jsyk.

It's kind of telling that of all the people that didn't manage to get distracted from the right damn direction to go, it's Perona. Just her lucky day. Though she will give you credit for it, ghost princess.]

Just keep running. I'm sure they're way too polite to actually shoot accurately at a couple of cute girls--

[Said as a bullet zings close enough she hears it whine past her ear. Yeah, just keep telling yourself that, Nami.]

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[hollower]

[...Yeah, about that. 8|]

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[hollower]

[Welp, those marine bastards' aim is getting better, and it's clear they're not exactly discriminatory when it comes to shooting at criminals. WHICH IS A LOAD OF HORSE SHIT, PERONA WILL COMBAT THAT SHE'S ALLIED TO A SHICHIBUKAI AND THUS EXEMPT FROM THIS EVEN IF MIHAWK MAY DISAGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY HE CAN STUFF IT UP HIS PRETENTIOUS VAMPIRIC BACKSIDE. Ahem.]

Peh, I'm not running from a bunch of noisy flies! If they want me, they have to go through hell to get me! Negative Hollows!

[Turning around in midair, Perona thrusts out one arm toward the oncoming fleet of marines. From her palm erupts a good dozen or so ghosts, which soar towards the fray. Each one can incapacitate a heap of people, but she'll be ordering them to multiply as well, if needed.]

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[mikangirl]

[Are you kidding me. You're stopping and fighting these guys--

Oh well, there's only one thing left for her to do, in all good conscience.]

[mikangirl]

You're the best, Ghost Princess! Don't die!

[Gaily singsonging her way out of this scene at a fast sprint, take care. ♥♥♥ She keeps going. And thus this was the shortest thread ever]

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[hollower]

[Wat.]

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[hollower]

GET BACK HERE, YOU TOOTHLESS COWARD!!

[mikangirl]

[HELL NO LADY UR ON UR OWN







Nah just kiddin'. But while Perona is distracting a pile of smelly marines with her hollow ghosts (just look at them; half of them are on the ground crying already) Nami is just gonna vanish, literally.

She's coming back to help, gosh. It's just easier if nobody's firing at her while she's using her climatact!


Also, it's fun watching you screech, ngl.]

[hollower]

[Nami, you are truly the worst. 8| And know how to get under Perona's skin more than a few of the others of your crew. Worse than Zoro, even...must be the similar personalities clashing. She nearly grinds her teeth as she sics her exploding ghosts on the masses of the marines that have gone done. Then rest, thankfully, are stupid enough to try slashing and shooting at her ghosts instead of her. Morons.]

Peh..! That's what I get for putting my faith into such a despicable lot--Kamikaze Rap! [BOOM.]

[mikangirl]

Oh, give it a rest.

[Says a completely disembodied voice. Some of the smarter ones have realised they need to deal with the devil fruit user and not its effects. Let Nami just take care of those for you with a whole bunch of precision lightning strikes. Whoops. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

]

We don't run out on our allies. As annoying as they may be.

[hollower]

[JE. SUS???

Perona nearly falls out of the sky when she hears that voice, looking around frantically for its source. Of course she knows who it is, but she could have sworn the only invisible imbecile in the world was Absalom. Unless the idiot died in the two years she was on Kuraigana and this woman was lucky enough to find his Devil Fruit.

But why would you eat it....

And then there's lightning. Holy wow. WELP, that certainly saves her the trouble of taking care of the wise ones. Guess those two years weren't spent doing nothing...and as gross as it is, Perona is thankful for the help. That doesn't mean she's not going to sass you though, Pirate Woman.]

Don't flatter yourself...as if I'd ally myself with such an obnoxious bunch.

[mikangirl]

Hoohhh? [That time Nami's right by her ear.]

So we're not allies now? I suppose I should just leave again.

[hollower]

[OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO CREEPY AND GIVES HER HORRIFIC FLASHBACKS FROM THRILLER BARK (don't think Pervsalom didn't try to peek on her a few times, either...before smartening up after the numerous zombie animals chomped, pummeled, or stomped him into the ground). She shivers and zips away from where she heard the voice, fuming.]

OI! Stop that!

[mikangirl]

Yes, yes.

[There's a spin of the climatact as she sweeps it away from her, leaving a Nami fade in from the feet up. Do we still have any marines to fight? These ones look to be a twitching, wretched lot. Ghosts and lightning'll do that to ya.]

[hollower]

[We do not, the ones not charred and/or sobbing into the dirt have all but fled. They know when they've been bested, and their lives deem more important than their pride it seems. Good, Perona was getting bored with playing...she has better things to do.

Like giving her "ally" a raised brow and a curt snort. Neat trick, that invisibility thing...]

Eeeh, at least I get someone useful, if anything. How did you do that? I'd think your taste would be better than to eat Pervsalom's fruit.

[mikangirl]

[Nami makes a revolted face.] Are you kidding? I wouldn't touch a Devil Fruit with a ten foot pole, least of all his!

[Ugh. Ugh. She taps the edge of her climatact.] Carefully calculated chemistry. That's all. We done here?

[hollower]

That's what I assumed. You're too cute to stoop that low.

[But that stick is weir. Chemistry? Whatever, too complicated and she doesn't really care enough to learn about it. Perona looks back over her shoulder one more time then back to her "comrade" with a small shrug.]

Eeh, unless anyone else is stupid enough to try shooting at us, I think so. I can probably find your idiot crewmates in a few minutes, too...if that big green plant isn't running around back and forth too much...

[mikangirl]

[She's not too cute to steal all your stuff, though. Nevertheless, Nami grins sharply at the comment, sharing a look with Perona that recognises her as an equal. Just this once.]

Yeah. Come on.

[She turns to head for the shore, as planned. Only there's a dark shadow there, all of a sudden, casting gloom over everything, and she looks up.

Oh.

Fight any pacifistas lately, Perona?]

[hollower]

[lol bye

]

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[mikangirl]

[HAHAHA no Luffy might be able to take one of these out in one punch but she doubts electricity will do much, y'know? She turns in a whip of hair, christ they're so screwed, start running--]

Perona--

[mikangirl]

[Oh never mind.]

GET BACK HERE!!

[All logic and common sense to the contrary, Nami.]

[hollower]

[NOT A FUCKING CHANCE, GIRLFRIEND. Thanks for the help earlier, but she's no where near strong enough to combat those things.]

LIKE HELL! My cute ghosts don't work on machines!

[She could probably do damage with her large hollows, but it'd still take maybe three to down even one of those behemoths. Ugh, if she just had a place to hide her body, she could go wild with no hesitation, but she doesn't trust Nami enough to look after it.]

[mikangirl]

[Excellent point. She'd suggest vanishing under cover of mirage, but Nami has a bad feeling that won't work on a machine. Goddammit.

It's okay, I have a cunning plan. It's called: sprinting like hell. In a different direction. It can only follow one of them, right? If it goes for Perona, Nami might be able to slow it down without getting fried. If it goes after Nami, well.

Cross that bridge when we come to it, okay.]

[hollower]

[Sadly for Nami, she is the real target here - the Straw hats and their crew are undesirable no. 1 (or high up on the list) as far as the Government is concerned, and Perona doesn't really register more than an everyday pirate. She's not a priority, and of the two evils, she's the lesser half. So, the Pacifista's efforts and gaze are turned to Nami right as one opens its mouth to shoot a beam at her.

Or, well, it would have done that, had a big, marshmallowy-plump ghost not bitten down on one of its legs and promptly exploded. The Pacifista, now missing one leg, teeters before crashing sideways right as its lets loose a shot, downing at least another two or three of its kind.]

...Ah. That went better than I expected. [YAY? \8D/]