Further Proof I Live In A Sitcom. >_>

[whiteadelphi]

webfoot and zig_zag123 and I all took off up to the hills tonight to borrow Webby's stepmother's swimming pool.  Over dinner (a very nice dinner!) a bunch of people swapped SPIDER HORROR STORIES about, you know, massive dinner-plate sized spiders turning up where you least expect them out in the hills.  You know.  In the kitchen.  Collected with the mail.  That sort of thing.

This makes arachnophobes very nervous, you know.  (Apparently I lied about not getting nervous often.  Phobias are a special case >_>)  To the point that when I decided to go back into the house to change I was checking every corner with great paranoia, expecting to see massive shadowed furry things crawling on the walls. 

Locked myself in the bathroom to change.  Yes.  No spiders in here. 

...best check just in case.

WA: <_<
Spiders: *totally fail to appear on the left side of the bathroom*
WA: >_>
Spiders: *nope, not on the right side either*
WA: Well, that's a relief.  Guess I'll change.
Spider: Psst!
WA: What?
Spider: Look down.
WA: *looks down*
Spider: *sitting on top of bountiful breasts* Hi! ^_^
WA: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--you know what, fuck it.  *flicks spider off chest*

Somewhere out there, God sits with one hand on the 'torment WA' button and the other hand stuffed into a carton of popcorn.  It's also possible God wears a dentist's coat and likes to set people on fire on a regular basis...

Had a good weekend otherwise.  Hee.

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[procurerfaith.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, that story sounds familiar... >.>

ProcurerFaith: *walking down street*
Bumble Bee: *drops on chest* Hello!
PF: O.o;
BB: *crawls around on boob*
PF: {{{>.<}}} *waves at it hysterically and prepares to take off shirt - yes, in the street*
BB: O.o;
PF: *remembers that she often has a pen hanging from the front of her shirt - and this is one of those days* o.o *flicks BB as far away as possible with pen*
BB: >.<
PF: *runs for the hills*

[bunnymaccool.livejournal.com]

you forgot the "drop massive load of chips on street and frighten woman with her small children" ....


.... just trying to be helpful.

^___^

[procurerfaith.livejournal.com]

{{{>.<}}} SHADDAP! XD I can't help it if I felt the need to reassure a passing woman (and her two children) who were looking at me like I was some kind of nutcase by saying, 'Ahahaha, I'm phobic of bees!'

>.>

<.<

^^;;;

[bunnymaccool.livejournal.com]

(^__^)...you love me, really

[whiteadelphi.livejournal.com]

Erk! I'm guessing you have the same problem with bees that I do with spiders o.0 *hugs*

[procurerfaith.livejournal.com]

Oh yes ^^;; At least there's no hornets in this country - I might actually have a seizure every time I left the house in the summer >.>

<3

[bunnymaccool.livejournal.com]

you should see her take off running from a pic-nic when a buzzy thing comes near... ^__^ ... we had to eat in the van. XD XD XD XD

[procurerfaith.livejournal.com]

XD Shaddap - there were loads of them! Dont forget how I checked my can of Diet Pepsi for stray buzzy things ^^;;

So it was an indoor picnic...>.>

Sorry, WA - I'll stop spamming your LJ now... ^^;;