/crawls in

I'm having a lot of weird dreams lately. 8| I should say that tornadoes appear to have taken over from tidal waves in the whole recurring nightmare stakes, which is freaking bizarre as I've never witnessed either, but there you go. Tornadoes are worse. Because seriously, no one should ever dream about ninja tornadoes that suddenly appear outside your window, bwahahaha. And then the glass breaks and the room is filled with that horrendously loud roaring wind and that's what wakes me up every time because that sound is hideous and I take forever prying my fingernails out of the mattress and going back to sleep.

Last time I dreamt of them, though, I had prior warning that there was some kind of tornado apocalypse going on and the city was going to get flattened. So I invoked some kind of magic ritual that involved stickytaping open books to the window. Ergo instead we had extremely polite tornadoes opening the window and just browsing around the room a bit before leaving and taking the books with them. Uh.

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Ssso apparently apocalyptic tornadoes are heavy readers? WHO KNEW.

Last night I also dreamt of a serial killer with a chainsaw who was chasing people down in the street to drag them home and dismember them or something, so spent much of the dream being chased around and avoiding him and only to cross a street and there he was, and it got really ridiculous after a while, because you knew with dream logic that the guy would always just. Find you. So we use this to our advantage.

WA: Now if I were a chainsaw-wielding maniac, I'd totally burst out of the trees right here while I'm running along--
MANIAC: /obliges \8D/
WA: Thank you. /GUTPUNCH

Annnd the rest of the dream was sitting on the chest of said killer while punching him in the face.

I can get behind this. >_>a

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Anyway, Youtube Friday. This is also one of those AMVs responsible for getting me into a particular anime. 8| That, and I really love the song.